This is a pretty little gem of writing that kinda sums up why Giant Bomb is my favorite videogame website:

The good news is that once you find that other controller and come to terms with the weird gunk that has collected around the D pad area, you can sit on the handicap and stage select window for as long as you like while the character select music loops forever and ever. You know, now that I’ve been sitting here listening to the game shout "WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE" at me for the last 10 minutes or so, I’m starting to hear the hidden depth in the song. I’m pretty sure it’s telling me to murder some foreign heads of state. It’s the only way I’ll ever get Anna Paquin to notice me! You’re right Song, I’m going to need more swords!

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